The Rewrite


Hugh Grant, Marisa Tomei, J.K. Simmons, Bella Heathcote
Directed by Marc Lawrence
Rating: B

Sleeping with a student is not a good way to start the first day of teaching.

Keith Michaels (Grant) is a one-time hit Hollywood screenwriter who takes a teaching position at a northeastern university because he can’t get any other work. He arrives at a Wendys in Binghamton, New York, jetlagged and overwhelmed when college students recognize him for his Oscar-winning movie. Karen (Heathcote) is a young college sophomore, eager to be accepted in his screenwriting class. She uses her charm to find her way into his bed… and class.

Michaels is a jaded screenwriter who can’t get past his fame for the one movie everyone loves, even though he had written two other movies. He doesn’t take his teaching seriously because he doesn’t know the first thing to cover. It takes a helpful student, a mom working two jobs with a passion for writing, to help bring Michaels back to life. He soon discovers that his students have a knack for writing and desires to help them succeed.

For a movie with low advertising, The Rewrite was pretty inspiring. Watching a group of students get through a writing class reminded me of the days I was taking creative writing in college. From the rough draft at the beginning of the semester to the polished final copy, it reminded me how good it felt to have something written down that came out of your own head.

Keith Michaels is a mess. He’s lost his inspiration, his family, and his job. It takes a fresh start and a new atmosphere to make him remember what he loved about writing in the first place. He doesn’t make the best decisions in the beginning of his teaching career when he sleeps with a student. As he matures throughout the film, he realizes that teaching has helped his students learn about themselves as well.

Albeit, The Rewrite isn’t bound to earn awards for its clever writing or dramatic plot, however, it’s a hopeful movie about growing up and re-discovering your passion. Whether those watching are writers or not, it might inspire you to think about something you used to love doing and that’s why I think it deserves a “B”.

Highlander


Christopher Lambert, Clancy Brown, Roxanne Hart, Sean Connery
Directed by Russell Mulcahy
Rating: B

Immortals around the world fight to the death (by chopping one’s head off) for the ultimate prize.

Connor MacLeod (Lambert) didn’t ask to live forever, it just happened that he couldn’t die. The horrible fact came to be when he went to battle with his clan in the 16th century and didn’t die after being stabbed. His clansman called him the devil when he walked among them after they thought he died. After a beating, they exiled him. Centuries later, MacLeod makes a life for himself in New York City while avoiding a particularly murderous immortal who hunts him down through history.

The first impression Highlander makes is a very 80s “rock ballad” type of film. It starts off with a little bit of Queen (who make up the whole soundtrack of the movie) and an epic battle at a wrestling event’s parking garage. During flashbacks of MacLeod’s life when bagpipes and a Scottish tune might have benefited the scene, Queen is there to serenade the moment. If Highlander was going for a “hardcore” immortals-fighting-each-other kind of movie, the composition should have leaned towards instrumental rather than picking a band to be the soundtrack.

I don’t think I’d want this psycho chasing me through centuries either.

Only one immortal on the earth must be alive to win the prize. The date is unknown, so immortals live for centuries waiting for the right time. They feel it in their bones when that time is approaching, and it attracts them to a certain location where they will fight one another. Some immortals are friendly, like Ramirez (Connery), an ancient Egyptian with a Spanish taste in style, who appeared out of no where to teach Connor how to fight. On the opposite end of the spectrum is Kruger (Brown), a massive brute who seems to care about his appearance; in the 16th century, he wears armor shaped into skulls, by the 20th century he is dressed as a punk in ripped leather and studs.

One of the factors that determined Highlander as a “B” movie was the action packed fighting scenes. They drag on but only to build some suspense. The choice of weapon for these immortals are rare swords they carry around with them for centuries. After the head is removed from the opponent, everything becomes electric as the victor soaks up energy from the loser. Lightening flashes and sparks fly. It looks painful as the energy is transferred.

What didn’t do it for me was the cheesy romance throughout the movie. Forensic agent Brenda Wyatt (Hart) tails MacLeod around and puts herself in danger as a madman jumps out with a sword to kill him. MacLeod saves her life but also becomes a mystery to her. Their moonlit love scene is pretty rated “R”.

Somehow, the movie remained in the back of my thoughts and I suppose I actually liked it, thus the “B”. A few sequels and inspired television show follow this sci-fi thriller which might answer a question or two following the ending of Highlander. It might just be worth the watch to see Highlander II: The Quickening.

 

Photo credit: http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/02/12/rumor-dave-bautista-to-play-the-kurgan-in-highlander-reboot

Hitman: Agent 47


Rupert Friend, Hannah Ware, Zachary Quinto
Directed by Aleksander Bach
Rating: B-

A genetically designed hitman makes for the perfect assassin. He’s too good at what he does, which is why the Agent program was shut down and the surviving hitmen went into hiding. Yet a company wants to bring back the Agents, and all they need is to find a girl who holds the key to re-creating the program.

Agent 47 (Friend) is one of those hitmen who successfully managed to remain alive, somehow. He tends to kill a lot of people in plain sight but his ability to calculate future moves helps him get away. He’s fast and unstoppable, until we meet another agent just as good, as they both race to find the girl with the answers. This girl, Katia (Ware), has plenty of questions herself but she manages to keep hidden throughout her life when she senses danger approaching. She is a mystery herself.

Apparently a lot of people didn’t like Hitman: Agent 47 which surprised me. It wasn’t my first choice to see at the movies but by the end, I found it to be just as entertaining as any action/thriller movie. It kept a fast pace and had lots of fighting. At face value, it wasn’t a deep movie to make you question genetically engineering humans to be faster, smarter, and stronger. It was just a fun movie.

Hitman: Agent 47 is based off a video game developed by IO Interactive for the Hitman series. A lot of the video game players were disappointed by the movie make for this game. I can see how the audience would be targeted to those video game players but the trailer looked entertaining to those who enjoy action and crime movies. I’ve never played the game so I had no expectations as to how the movie should be played out.

I rated this a B- because it had enough action and entertainment value to keep me interested in watching, but lacked in developing a deeper level to deserve a full B. There was potential to get into questioning the ethics of genetically engineering humans to become assassins or the basic ability to remove emotions like fear and pain. While many movies address the topic of altering a machine to feel human or vice versa, like Ex MachinaRoboCop, or Chappie, it is kind of refreshing to not go over the debate of how human genetics shouldn’t be altered because something always goes wrong.

It was nice to see a cast full of actors that I’m not too familiar with. You have some big names in it, like Rupert Friend (Pride & Prejudice, the TV show Homeland), Thomas Kretschmann (Avengers: Age of UltronStalingrad, the TV show The River), and Zachary Quinto (TV shows American Horror Story, Heroes). The talent was promising and believable as their characters.

Maybe the lack of big names didn’t draw many to the movies but Hitman: Agent 47 was just as good as any other quick-paced action movie. It felt in the same style as Haywire or Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. So if looking for something to watch this weekend, why not give Hitman: Agent 47 a try?

Evil Dead (2013)


Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas, Elizabeth Blackmore
Directed by Fede Alvarez
Rating: B+

There’s nothing like a good detox in an isolated cabin with your best friends. Oh, and releasing an evil spirit by opening a Book of the Dead, too.

David (Fernandez) hasn’t seen his sister or friends for a few years. In that time his mother passed away, his sister got hooked on to drugs and their friends have tried to give her an intervention after she O.D.’d. It failed the first time, so he agrees to meet up for a retreat, bringing his girlfriend along for support.

When they arrive at the cabin, it looks like it had been used by some squatters. There’s a foul smell reeking from underneath the floorboard where it is revealed there is a trap door. Under the door… dead cats hanging from the ceiling an a book that has been barb-wired shut. No one should touch the book, right? Wrong. Curious Eric (Pucci) cuts the wire and speaks aloud the curse which sends out a demon possessing the vulnerable, detoxing younger sister, Mia (Levy).

Evil Dead has a great plot. Four friends, in the woods, trying to help Mia cold turkey hard drugs. After she starts seeing things in the woods, leading up to her possession, no one believes her that the trees were whispering and the bushes were tugging on her. It’s a great setup for the crazy girl to tell the truth and only the viewers know she’s right. The demon that takes hold of her soul is vulgar and violent. This movie does not shy away from gore.

Before the end of the night is done, “possessed” Mia promises that each person will be dead before the end of the night. She has bonus powers that manipulate different friends minds into cutting themselves open, and has telekinetic powers that drag people around the room. David seeks a way to save his sister from losing her soul to the demon but it is a bloody fight along the way.

There is nothing but violence happening throughout the movie once Mia is possessed. It’s gruesome, it’s gross, but the effects are just incredible. Blood pores out of every surface in this movie and the non-stop action makes you wonder, what can happen next? This is why I think it deserves the B+ rating. After it ended, my thoughts were revolving around one word, “wow”. How could they fit so much violence in there without caring if it goes overboard? I initially didn’t like it, but after mulling it over, what won me was the plot and I was a little impressed with the shock factor of the gore.

Evil Dead is not a remake of the 80s The Evil Dead trilogy, like I thought it was going into watching it. The 2013 is a reboot, which makes more sense, while not trying to replace the old movies with fresher faces and better graphics. There are some nods to the original movie with similar occurrences happening to characters in the newer movie. I look forward to watching the classic The Evil Dead after seeing the style and gore Evil Dead has provided.

The Gift


Joel Edgerton, Jason Bateman, Rebecca Hall
Directed by Joel Edgerton
Rating: D

An old high school buddy pops up in Simon’s life when he moves back to his hometown, but his old friend is a little too overbearing with his expensive gifts.

Some people just don’t change and growing up doesn’t guarantee maturity. Gordo (Edgerton) is the same as Simon (Bateman) remembered when a random encounter sparks the re-connection. When Gordo keeps leaving unwanted gifts at Simon’s doorstep, he can’t understand why he would deserve it.

Simon and his wife, Robin (Hall), have moved from Chicago to start fresh after a few unfortunate incidents occurred in their old home. Robin appreciates Gordo’s kindness, even if he is awkward. Her husband’s rudeness in cutting off a developing friendship between them puts a strain on their marriage. Gordo hints that something had happened in the past with Simon that he was willing to forgive. Robin’s curiosity grows as her husband covers lie after lie of what happened to Gordo in high school.

Simon isn’t the only one with a secret. Robin is not deserving of any wifely gold medals when she has a little pill popping to hide. She develops an anxiety over Gordo and his gifts, psyching herself out by thinking of him intruding upon her in the house when she’s alone all day.

This thriller throws twists and turns every which way. One strength of The Gift is its ability to use suspense throughout the movie without it getting too boring. Up until the last few minutes there’s still a continuation of surprises, however, it borders on ridiculousness. Secrets clearly tear at this couple, who are working through some personal struggles, but include a mysterious old high school “friend” and the intrigue rises.

None of these characters are that likable, which doesn’t mean a movie can’t be good because of that. Between the creepiness of Gordo and his passive-agressive demeanor and Simon’s guilty secret and Robin’s knack to stir trouble, all adds up to terrible people that you don’t want to root for. At first, there are likable characters but then their true personality unfolds and it’s ugly. It’s hard to be happy for them when one is just a bully who will destroy people’s lives to get ahead in life while another let’s themselves be bullied into letting go of their dreams.

The Gift starts out unsettling enough by introducing the old friend with stalker tendencies and a gripping plot when he keeps sending them nice gifts, but gifts they don’t want from him. As the movie progresses, there were plenty of opportunities to handle the situation and the couple let it escalate to a dangerous level. By the end it’s hard to know if it’s worth liking anyone. Do you sympathize with the misunderstood stalker or the jerk who kind of deserves what comes to him?

What had potential to be a great thriller only ended up disappointing with its character development. Or maybe I just don’t like movies that support the antagonist.

Great Expectations (2011)


Douglas Booth, Gillian Anderson, Vanessa Kirby
Directed by Brian Kirk
Rating: C

It’s the classic “from rags-to-riches” tale by the English writer Charles Dickens.

Pip is a young orphan, taken in by his older sister and her husband, Joe, who live in a modest, out-of-the-way house on the marshes. Pip dreams of a better life for himself, rather than the promised apprenticeship he expects as a blacksmith. When a rich recluse takes interest in him, Pip’s hopes soar higher. One day, Pip receives word an anonymous benefactor has decided to make him a gentleman, so off to London Pip goes without looking back on the family who raised him.

The moral of Pip’s story is clear throughout this mini-series of never forgetting where you came from. Ashamed of the poor and uneducated people who raised him, Pip arrogantly turns his back on the ones he once loved. When those who love you stick with you through times of trouble, however, Pip’s guilty conscience steers him in an amending direction. Being rich doesn’t always bring happiness and for Pip, he realizes what a mistake he has made in ignoring the important people in his life.

It could have been possible to fit most of the story from Dicken’s novel into an extra episode in this mini-series. Minor characters were either cut (like the character Biddy) or further made less important (take Wemmick, for example). Watching anything that has been transformed from page to screen will most likely be disappointing, but there were certain events I would have liked to see unfold on screen.

Mr. Wemmick’s character is supposed to be two-faced. There is his “Little Britain” personality and his “Castle” side. In the office, Mr. Wemmick is serious about his business, but at the comfort of his home, he isn’t afraid of looking through a loophole or two to help Pip. In this adaptation of the book, Mr. Wemmick is mostly cold towards Pip and isn’t the same kind of man who would invite Pip over for a shotgun wedding.

The other event which would have had time to be told but was shortened in a more comprehensible story-telling was the feud between Magwitch and Compeyson. Dicken’s wove a delicate web between important characters such as Miss Havisham, Magwitch, Jaggers, and Compeyson. As Pip unfolds the truth behind his benefactor’s past, he finds out the history between Miss Havisham and the man who stood her up on her wedding day. What happened on screen instead, was a shortened version of these past histories. We had a summed up explanation that Magwitch had been away on business when Compeyson came along and tried to harass his wife. All along there was a longer history of Magwitch and Compeyson working together which was ignored in this series.

Besides talking about what could have been, Great Expectations conveyed the important message across about family. No matter how many times Pip expressed his ingratitude to the man who raised him, Joe was always there when he needed to be. I only wished Pip showed more guilt throughout the series when that was hammered into readers of the book, how bad Pip felt for his actions against Joe. While it was always shown that Pip was acting rudely, there was hardly a time when he showed remorse.

An actress I want to give credit to is Gillian Anderson who played Miss Havisham. Having been on an “X-Files” binge the past few months, seeing the transformation of Anderson into Miss Havisham was incredible. She looked the part and did a great job portraying this sad, heartbroken (but vengeful) woman. The difference between Anderson’s “Scully” from the “X-Files” to Miss Havisham really showed the wide-range of characters she can play.

Despite the fair acting and hardly truthful story-telling of Great Expectations, I expected more from this 3-hour adaptation. Next time I venture into watching it, I will try another version.

 

Photo credit: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/277182552036322240/

Ultimate Movie Bucket List

As someone who claims to love watching movies, there are a lot of ones I haven’t seen that are classics or just popular that I missed.

I did a lot of research (and asking around) for movies that everyone should see and I compiled a list to be done at my leisure. If you find yourself nodding, thinking, “She hasn’t seen that?” then I did a good job! My goal is to be able to scroll through top movie lists and be able to say I have seen at least 99% of them. So, if you have thought of a movie you didn’t see on here, please comment and let me know! Chances are I have seen it already but haven’t written a review for it. I always enjoy adding some bonus movies.

*Movies watched will either be in bold or include a link to my review, which opens in a new tab.

Movies watched as of April 29, 2020: 20/100

007: Dr. No
007: From Russia With Love
007: Goldfinger
007: GoldenEye
2001: A Space Odyssey
A Beautiful Mind
American Psycho
Armageddon
Back to the Future
Batman (’89)
Being John Malkovich
Big
The Big Lebowski
The Birds
Blazing Saddles
The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne Ultimatum
Braveheart
Cleopatra
Cool Hand Luke
Dead Poet’s Society
The Departed
Die Hard
Dirty Dancing

Donnie Darko
The Elephant Man
The Evil Dead
The Fast and the Furious
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Four Weddings and a Funeral
Full Metal Jacket
Ghostbusters
Gladiator
The Godfather
GoodFellas
Groundhog Day
Halloween
Hannibal
Highlander
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Insomnia
It’s A Wonderful Life
The Jerk
Kill Bill: Vol 1
Kill Bill: Vol 2
The King and I

Labyrinth
Legally Blonde
Léon: The Professional
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Lost in Translation
The Machinist
Mission: Impossible
Mona Lisa Smile
Nanny McPhee
Never Been Kissed
Nightmare on Elm Street
Nosferatu
The Omen (’76)
The Pianist
Planet of the Apes (60s version)
Platoon
The Point
Pretty Woman
Psycho
Pulp Fiction
The Quiet Man
Rain Man
Rebel Without a Cause
Red Dragon
Remember the Titans

Rent
Requiem for a Dream
Reservoir Dogs
Rocky
Roman Holiday
Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer
Rumpelstiltskin (’87)
Scarface
Schindler’s List
Scream
Se7en
The Shawshank Redemption
Sin City
Sixteen Candles
Spirited Away
Stargate
Steel Magnolias
Sunshine
The Ten Commandments
The Terminator
The Thing
There Will Be Blood
Warriors
Wet Hot American Summer
Zodiac

Bonus round! At the suggestion of fellow bloggers:
Cape Fear
Mystic River
Seven Samurai
Singin’ in the Rain

The Exorcist


Elle Burstyn, Linda Blair, Max von Sydow, Jason Miller
Directed by William Friedkin
Rating: B

The Exorcist has been known for being one of the earliest and favorite demonic possession movies. Some people feel like it’s not scary enough, others, that it that theme itself is why they won’t watch it. In fact, The Exorcist was not intended to scare but to make viewers think about evil in the world they live in.

A young girl, Regan, entering the age of puberty is possessed by a demon. Despite the doctor’s visits and medical tests, there is no true answer why she is sick. Her mother finally seeks religious help and a priest who has been questioning his own faith agrees to perform an exorcism.

While there are a few terrifying scenes in the movie, The Exorcist doesn’t quite set itself up to be labeled a “horror” film. The first ten minutes follow an older priest on an archaeological dig in Northern Iraq. After an evil looking relic is discovered, he flies home to the United States and the slow possession of Regan’s soul begins. The movie follows different perspectives and one of these is a younger priest, Father Karras , who isn’t sure if he’s meant to continue preaching when he doubts his faith.

At the end of the movie, when the demon has gotten a good grip on Regan’s body, Father Karras sees for himself the realness of evil at Regan’s bed. It pushes his belief in God and when he performs the exorcism he takes the demon into his own body. It’s a true test to overcome the demon inside himself.

Regan’s own possession was not nearly as terrifying as most horror movies are now. (For example, see my review on The Lazarus Effect.) Sure, she looked ugly and could rotate her head 360 degrees, however, her possession was largely of a vulgar and grotesque nature. One of the signs Regan’s mother could tell something was off with her daughter was the foul language coming out of her mouth. She was using words about violating herself sexually and stabbing her private parts. It was overall disturbing to watch, rather than scary.

It’s not clear as to how or why Regan was possessed and could be left to open interpretation. (The Exorcist was also based on a book so perhaps the answers are clearer in there.) One of the better theories I read said it could be that since the older priest arrived in the same town Regan lived, the demon entered her through the ouija board she began playing with.

The Exorcist is an interesting movie to watch based on its religious questioning of good versus evil, however, I was not a fan due to the vulgarity of the demon’s possession. Before I did some reading on others analysis of the movie, I would have said it was almost a “lame” horror movie. Now, I take it more as an okay movie with some mildly terrifying scenes.

Shaun the Sheep Movie


Justin Fletcher, John Sparkes
Directed by Mark Burton, Richard Starzak
Rating: A

The farm life becomes all work and no play for Shaun the sheep. One uneventful day inspires Shaun to plan a day of fun after putting his farmer to sleep. Unfortunately for Shaun and the rest of the farm animals, the farmer finds himself alone in a big city after the caravan he’s been sleeping in rolls away. It’s up to the animals to find and bring him home to restore order to the farm.

Shaun the Sheep was a great family-friendly movie. For a movie without any real talking in it, I laughed and laughed throughout the whole thing. It was entertaining from start to finish and it’s length was short enough to keep kids watching. The storyline was thought-out and something for adults to enjoy.

This would be a great watch for anyone of any language. Since there was no recognizable speech (it’s all gibberish), it’s a movie you can watch with friends or family who don’t speak English. I have a lot of family who speak French and this would be a fun movie to watch because they could follow along with me.

What I really enjoyed about Shaun the Sheep was the emotions it invoked in me while watching it. I laughed, I almost teared up, and I left feeling like it was money well spent going to the movies. The sheep were cute and it was a creative way of making an animated movie. It’s all in claymation which is unique since a majority of animated films are made on the computer.

The lack of talking didn’t bother me either. There were three songs that played in the movie but between the characters, it was all in gibberish. During these moments I did feel as if some English would be nice but it wouldn’t have fit the movie. There were so many moments I found myself chuckling or straight-out laughing that it didn’t matter that no one said anything in English.

There are some moments that adults would get but children wouldn’t which make it funnier. Overall, I definitely recommend this to anyone who can sit through an animated kids movie.

 

Picture credit: http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/review/a626731/shaun-the-sheep-the-movie-review-home-is-where-the-heart-is-for-aardman.html#~pkwqxiIZmiOlMm

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Kenneth Branagh, Richard Harris, Maggie Smith
Directed by Chris Columbus
Rating: A+

This sequel to the magical Harry Potter series is a close favorite of mine. Between the mystery surrounding a Chamber of Secrets and the new, but terribly full-of-himself Professor of the Dark Arts, the second Harry Potter movie is as fun as the first.

Despite a meddling house-elf that tries to stop Harry from going back to Hogwarts for his second year, Harry flies a car to school instead of taking the normal mode of transportation: the train. His school year doesn’t get any easier after almost being expelled. Students are being petrified left and right, and Harry always seems to be at the scene of the crime at the wrong time. Add that he reveals his gift for speaking parseltongue (Snake speech) to the whole school at a bad moment and now he has become a social outcast. Everyone is freaking out about the Chamber of Secrets being opened and talk of the school being shut down really puts a damper on Harry’s second year.

Nothing tests true friendship like going through hardships. Ron and Hermione believe Harry can’t be the one petrifying students, even if they think his talking to snakes is scary. They break rules while trying to figure out who opened the Chamber of Secrets and what is attacking their fellow students.

Hermione, who has been an established stickler for rules, thinks of a way to go undercover to question Malfoy, someone who always has it out for Harry at school. She makes a Polyjuice potion which will allow the trio to transform into Slytherins and get into their common room to ask Malfoy if he opened the chamber. The potion is difficult to make and is an illegal substance because of how it can go wrong in many ways (like accidentally turning yourself into a cat instead of another human being).

Ron faces his fear of spiders with Harry as they delve into the deep parts of the Forbidden Forest to talk to a giant spider. This spider, Aragog, may hold the key to revealing what the monster of the Chamber really is and prove Hagrid’s innocence in it all.

Then there’s Lockhart, the newest professor at Hogwarts who claims he is the best wizard of all for his adventures. He has written numerous books which he makes his students buy for his class, like “Gadding with Ghouls”, “Holidays with Hags” and “Wanderings with Werewolves”. His popularity comes down to his good looks because only the girls have really fallen for him. Hermione, who usually keeps a cool head, gets weak-in-the-knees when she has him for class. Kenneth Branagh does a great job playing this empty-headed egomaniac. Hugh Grant was originally cast to play this professor but due to scheduling conflicts, had to turn the role down. I think Grant would have been perfect but Branagh’s Lockhart is pretty amusing to watch.

Even though Chamber of Secrets is a long film (it’s run-time is 2 hours, 40 min), it stays remarkably true to the books. Yes, it’s disappointing that not everything from the book was included but if it was any shorter, important scenes would have been cut out. I would have liked to see Nearly Headless Nick’s deathday party and more of Borgin and Burke’s dark arts shop, but that’s what the deleted scenes are for. Compared to the future movies, however, Chamber of Secrets is still a good one to watch if you’re looking for accuracy and mystery.

Picture credits:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3332343552/tt0295297
http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/rupert-grint/images/17220324/title/harry-potter-chamber-secrets-screencap